Connecticut Reddit Users Reveal the Best Bars to Meet Cougars

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Recently, a Connecticut Reddit user posted this question to the group; Best Dive Bars in CT That are Full of MILFs and Cougars?

The responses came flooding in, some were helpful (if you're seeking) and other were just hilarious. These were some of my favorite comments:

Whaddaulookinat: The answer, to this question every single time it's asked, is the Grey goose in Southport. You're welcome.

93tillnfinityish: Home Goods

SuperCougar67: As a certified cougar, I don't really go to bars a whole lot. I prefer to make connections online. I'm not sure there's a dedicated place to meet us.

ulunatics: Come on mom, we talked about this.

senu-mahte: Try Milford. Cougar hunting is legal and there's no bag limit.

Block-heart: Groggy Frog Southington. Thank me later.

6th_extinction: Sadly the U.S.S. Chowder Pot III of Branford closed for good last year.

StealthandSwagger: Ahh… the good ol��� days at BANG in Riverside, CT — where every other person had an MBA. Married But Available. Networking was strong. Boundaries? Not so much.

Dense-Effective7939: Rooftop 120 Glastonbury. Good hunting son.

Heisenburbs: You said the quiet part out loud.

DonkeyKong694NE1: Sir this is a Wendy’s.

Sevenw0rds: Spotted Horse Tavern in Shelton had a ton of MILFs when I went but might have been the cover band.

bagelsandstouts: A bit of a drive, but Michael’s Penalty Box in Coventry has the hottest cougars of all time.

ZachBortles: This should be cross posted to R/EssentialServices

the_tin_king: Someone alert the Horny police

Positive-Ear-9177: A friend of mine is wondering the same.

I love the Connecticut Reddit community; it's my favorite toxic relationship.

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