UPDATE: Danbury Potholes Filled All Thanks to Me
Yesterday, right here on this very website, I wrote about the twin ginormous potholes on the corner of Hayestown Rd and Padanaram Rd in Danbury, CT. I said, here is a local problem. I said, I don't like it and I know you do not either.
Later in the day, I fielded mail from readers of my article who were happy that I said something and who enjoyed the way I said it.
Less than 24 hours after I shed light on this problem, those potholes have been filled. Bada Book, Bada Boom. I guess all I can say is, you are welcome, Danbury. You see, when I talk people move and that is that. It was clear from the time I was a small child that I was destined for greatness, and here we all are in the warm embrace of that greatness.
I guess if I had to compare my "gettin' stuff done" style to any other man, I'd go with Marshawn Lynch. You run thoo everybody face and you do that over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...