Well, it was bound to happen. Here come the haters, aka jealous people, who can't handle the perfectness of a unicorn.

Yesterday I posted a video road trip in search of the new Unicorn frozen drink from Starbucks. Today, I saw an article about other mythical creatures who deserve their own Frappuccino. That's like the person who has been busting their horn (see what I did there?) for a promotion and finally gets it getting backlash from the slackers who were overlooked and now here they come saying, "hey, congrats, but what about me?"  Maybe if you were a unicorn you wouldn't have to ask that question!

Let's remember one thing, Unicorns are so perfect they don't need wings to fly.

I was very happy to find out that Unicorn Frappuccinos are actually not made from Unicorns. However, they are loaded with sugar, fat and calories. The Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino Nutritional Information states that a grande (16 oz. serving) has 410 calories, 16 grams of fat, 62 carbs and 5 grams of protein.

As with anything, especially if you have not been a Unicorn all of your life, approach gently and everything in moderation, especially Unicorn Frappuccinos.


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