Morning Show

You probably know Marlon from White Chicks, Scary Movie, or The Wayans Bros., but lately he’s been on a whole new level. His latest stand-up special, Good Grief, just dropped on Amazon Prime Video and shot straight to #1 — and if you’ve seen it, you know why. The dude is hilarious, sharp, and somehow manages to make even the most ridiculous life moments totally relatable. We actually got the chance to chat with Marlon on the Wednesday (5/7) edition of the I-95 Morning Show — and honestly, this moment right here was our favorite:

If you live in Connecticut or New York, you definitely know the type—people who can’t wait to leave. These are the future Floridians who’ve been giving the same unsolicited monologue for decades about how much it sucks up here. It’s too cold, too expensive, and they swear they’re headed to Florida the minute they get the chance.

I’m not locked in some blood feud with Pacific Market International—the fine folks who make Stanley products. And I have nothing but respect for William Stanley, the man who invented the first all-steel insulated vacuum bottle way back in 1913. This isn't an attack on anyone.