Morning Show

If you live in Connecticut or New York, you definitely know the type—people who can’t wait to leave. These are the future Floridians who’ve been giving the same unsolicited monologue for decades about how much it sucks up here. It’s too cold, too expensive, and they swear they’re headed to Florida the minute they get the chance.

I’m not locked in some blood feud with Pacific Market International—the fine folks who make Stanley products. And I have nothing but respect for William Stanley, the man who invented the first all-steel insulated vacuum bottle way back in 1913. This isn't an attack on anyone.