New Study Says New York is a Good Place to Survive an Alien Invasion?

So, UFOs are on the rise, and with more people believing in extraterrestrial life than ever before, it’s time to think about survival strategies if E.T. decides to crash our planet party. Thanks to a recent analysis by Rant Casino/Study Finds, we now know which states are your best bets for riding out an alien attack.

The Top 10 States to Survive an Alien Invasion

1. Virginia – With military might and plenty of caves, it’s like the state is ready for a real home invasion.
2. Alabama
3. Minnesota
4. Massachusetts – Mass-holes are dying for a fight; this is where I'm going.
5. New York – Fifth best? It's literally the world's biggest target.
6. Florida – I can see Florida being good for fighting off aliens. They have literal dinosaurs roaming around golf courses. There is a built-in defense system.
7. Wisconsin
8. North Carolina
9. Alaska
10. Georgia

The 10 Worst States for Surviving an Alien Invasion 

1. Nevada – You’d think Area 51 would help, but with all that desert and no water, good luck hiding!
2. Idaho
3. Arizona – Great for heat, not so great for hiding. “Hey, look, an alien!”—said no one while baking under the sun.
4. Nebraska – Cornfields might seem good for cover until you realize they only work if you can stand still. Plus, we've all seen "Signs" and that didn't go well.
5. Oregon
6. Utah
7. Oklahoma
8. New Hampshire
9. South Carolina
10. Wyoming

I don't care what this study says, there is no way New York is a good place to be for an alien invasion. How many movies have shown aliens wreaking havoc in the Big Apple?

Forget the fact that New York is the unofficial center of the world, think about who is going to be making decisions during this invasion, Mayor Eric Adams. This is literally the dude that gave Diddy the key to the city.

So, there you have it! If the aliens decide to pop in for a visit, you might want to pack your bags for Virginia or Alabama, I won't but you should. Just remember, if you hear a weird buzzing sound, it’s probably not your phone—it’s probably time to run!

Postscript #1 - I have never seen anything like this in my life! You have credible reports from current and former United States officials about UFOs and aliens in the news almost every day and everyone is going about their business like nothing is happening. What do you need to do to get Americans to care about something?

Postscript #2 - I think they buried the lead in this study. In the Study Finds report, they casually mention that safety officials have released the first-ever police handbook on UFOs. The police handbook says the following:

Unidentified objects in defended airspace represent a domain awareness gap. This gap poses a clear and present danger to pilots and our soldiers that is more acute than ever.