Welcome to my photo tour of this $4,995,000 home in New Canaan that none of us will ever be able to afford. Because it used to be owned by Law & Order: Special Victims Unit star Chris Meloni, I'll be interjecting various fun facts about Meloni's climb to fame.

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I'll admit that Christopher Meloni is one of my favorite actors. However, when we get together, he calls me "E", and I call him "Detective." That is a bald-faced lie. I don't know Chris, nor have I ever met him. It's just wishful thinking.

Meloni is best known for his roles as the psycho killer, Chris Keller on Oz, and Detective Elliot Stabler on Law & Order: Special Victims Unit and Law & Order: Organized Crime. Follow me and check out this exquisite home.

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