The Creep Volume is on 10 in Avon, Connecticut!

I have a simple question, are there two creepy houses in Avon or is this one big creep mega-mansion? I keep getting Avon, Connecticut houses, or house showing up in my feed.

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First, I had the article from the National Post which featured Zillow stills of the interior of an Avon house that is listed for $339,000 and looks like it was decorated by someone with an affinity for knife play.

Next, came this Tik Tok video from mzleah2 with the caption "The Creepy House Avon CT"

@mz.leah2 #thecreepyhouse #avonct #thewalkingdead #apocolypse #doomsday #hauntedhouse #whatisthat #fyp #newengland #connecticut ♬ Theme from the Walking Dead - Bear McCreary

What is happening in Avon? I realize it's Halloween season but that kind of terror camp does not erect itself overnight. These are methodical murder mosaics created by the darkest minds.

Look, I don't want to be overly judgmental here (crowd laughs) but if your house is terrifying people from a distance, there is a problem. You're scaring the children Avon!

P.S. $330,000, Really? Does it come with a lifetime supply of garlic necklaces, crossbows, silver bullets and bibles? Let me put it another way, you'd have to pay me $300,000 just to agree to spend a week inside that house. I think this is Exhibit A that the Connecticut real estate market is officially out of control. Let's all stay calm, unless you have to enter either of these houses (or same house). In that case, I'd panic and call 911 immediately.

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