Internet Jokes About 'New' Addition to Target

Over the weekend, my feed filled with an idea that I thought was absolutely genius.

As you know, Target stores are a place where people can easily get lost. Not actually lost, but it's easy to get lost in time. I can spend hours going up and down the isles at Target convincing myself that I need just about everything, when in actuality, I took a trip there to just get some laundry detergent.

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A trip to Target for some Starbucks and a walk throughout the store sounds like an ideal day for errands. Over the weekend, Men's Humor on X posted something that I thought was genius and man do I hope that one day it comes true.

Now is this real? Obviously not. But it's a genius idea to send up to Target's CEO. Many people joked about trying to steal the red balls outside of Target after being 6 "Targaritas" deep. People said their wives were REALLY never coming home now after a Target trip, as they will spend the whole day there.

Having a Starbucks in Targets around the country are already a great grab. Can you imagine a bar? I think this would be perfect. Going out with your friends on a Friday or Saturday night? You don't need to hit up the bars anymore. You can go to Target and sip on some Targaritas while shopping around.

Come on, Connecticut. What do you think? I feel like our stores would benefit so much from this. Who do I need to talk to to make this happen? But in all honesty, props to whoever thought of this. You are a genius.

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