Are These the Five Best Pick-Up Lines Ever?

Here are five of the best pickup lines in the world. At least according to the Internet. But, then again, you check them out and decide.

Every article you ever read about pickup lines always says the best pickup line is to just say 'Hi.' To that, I say, shut up and let us have fun!

People on reddit.com are sharing their best pickup lines and voting on the best ones. So, if you believe in crowd sourcing, these might be the best pickup lines in the world. Or not. Check 'em out.

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"Are you a 0% APR loan? Because I'm having trouble understanding your terms and you aren't showing any interest."
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4
"Are you my appendix? Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me I should take you out."
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3
Him: "hey I have a question and need a woman's advice" Her: "sure what's up?" Him: "let's say I see a really cute girl, do I go up and talk to her or is that too direct?" Her: 99.9999% of them say: "you should totally go talk to her." Him: he then introduces himself.
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2
Carry a bunch of limes, walk up to a woman, and drop them. As you start getting them off the floor, say, "Can you help me? I'm really bad at pick up limes."
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"I'm no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight."

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